Chicken pox?

I knew that it couldn't be chicken pox, but i was trying to figure out what the heck was on him. He came walking down the stairs with a huge smile on his face. He found one of his sisters Halloween stamps and went to town. Look at those feet. He had each toe painted like fingernail polish. He watches his mom and sisters too much. He was so proud of himself.

Then he turned around and walked away and it was all over his back. What? I knew he couldn't do that. I found out that Lindsay caught him with the stamp. So instead of taking it away from him she decided to add to him. Good thing they were cheap stamps and it came right off in the tub.